THE SORT OF, KIND OF, POSSIBLE RETURN OF THE SPICE GIRLS

Does anybody remember the Spice Girls?  They were huge in the 1990's only to break up after only three albums and a theatrical motion picture entitled Spice World.  The Spice Girls was a prefabricated (Created by cattle call audition.  They were assigned to work together, not from choice, but from prearranged legally binding contract.) group created by genius talent agent Simon Fuller.  The Spice Girls once sold out amphitheaters and basketball arenas.  Now they're lucky if anybody remembers them.  Well, this was what the Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton, Melanie Brown, Geri Halliwell and Melanie Chisholm, looked like back in the height of their talent and abilities.

This is what the Spice Girls, Melanie Brown, Melanie Chisholm, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell and Victoria Beckham, look like today.

Maybe someday perhaps the Spice Girls will get around to record a fourth album.  Of course, the chances of that happening is rather slim.  The Spice Girls prefer to leave you begging for more and hungry with anticipation for something really huge and intense to arrive.  You better get ready.  A really huge Spice Girls event is coming up.  The really huge Spice Girls event is just around the corner.  Right now.  This very second.  You better get ready.  The really huge Spice Girls event is comming up.  Fasten your seat belts because you're about to embark on a wild Spice Girls ride with the release of their fourth album.  Right now.  This very second.  Any day now.  Perhaps.