Thursday, November 24, 2005

The Revenge of Madame Auring - Pinoy Big Brother

Madame Auring, the favorite topic of the housemates in their celebrity-bashing discussions, haunted her staunch critics all day, giving her a chance to get back at them for always making fun of her looks and her May-December affair with Archie, her ex-boyfriend.

 

Madame’s Wakeup Call

Madame started pestering the housemates early in the morning. The sleepy housemates immediately got out of their beds upon hearing Madame Auring’s wakeup call, where she gave everyone a special message. But the most special was for Uma where Madame said “Uma, gusto mo bang gisingin kita at ipatikim ko sa’yo ang asim ko?” repeatedly. Uma got really terrified and seemed very disgusted with Madame’s joke. Aside from Madame Auring, her ex-boyfriend, Archie, also gave a message to the housemates that made them laugh out loud. “Housemates, Si Archie ‘to, ang loverboy ni Madame Auring mga pare kong kasing gwapo ko gising na! O mga chicks, kumusta naman kayo, baka hinahantay niyo pang halikan ko kayo.”

 

Haunting of Auring

Aside from Madame’s wakeup call, the housemates got more surprised when they saw Madame’s pictures near the confession room. The housemates didn’t know that when they were still sleeping, Big Brother replaced their pictures with the photos of the celebrities that they often made fun of like Kris Aquino, Mahal, Joe D’ Mango, Madame Auring and Archie. Instead of putting an end to their celebrity-bashing sessions, the housemates criticized Madame Auring and Mahal anew. Jason made a funny comment on the hair highlights of the controversial fortuneteller . “Kamukha niya yung sa 101 Dalmatians,” he told Uma. Uma, on the other hand, joked about Mahal’s pic where she’s holding a cellphone. “Mas malaki ang cellphone sa kanya noh,” Uma commented.

After making fun of the celebrities, the housemates focused their discussion on Uma. According to them, the half-Filipino, half-Israeli housemate looks like Archie because they both have curly hair. Uma refused to accept the comments of his housemates and said, “Hoy tumahimik ka! Ang layo ng tingin. Ano ka? Ang pangit niya! Sorry ha, ang layo. Dude matangos ang ilong ko sa kanya pango! Ang mata niya singkit ang mata ko bilog. ”

While doing their work for the parol-making challenge, Big Brother continued playing Madame Auring and Archie’s wakeup call, which distracted the housemates and eventually led to another celebrity-bashing disscussion.