And GOD said let there be more photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt and it was done. Let's backtrack. Ok, here we go. In the begining, there was nothing. Then GOD said, "let there be a Big Bang Explosion." Thus, there was a huge explosion from nothing and the universe was created. GOD looked at the perfection that resulted from an explosion and he said it was good. Then GOD said, "let there be round ball shaped planets orbiting a star." So first the star was created. Then molten lava from the sun formed a ball shaped body that cooled and became a planet. Then GOD said, "Let this planet have an atmosphere." So an atmosphere that included the Ozone Layer (The Van Allen Belt), oxygen, carbon dioxide and other environmental stuff was created. GOD looked at what he has done and said it was good. Then GOD said, "Let there be oceans." So oceans covered the Earth and GOD said it was good. Then GOD said, "Let there be dry land." So there were dry land and GOD said it was good.
Then GOD said, "Let there by dinosaurs." So GOD created dinosaurs and he said it was good. Then GOD said, "You know what, these dinosaurs suck. I want them all to die." So GOD struck down all the dinosaurs and they all died. GOD looked at the genocide he brought and he said it was good. Then GOD said, "Let there be evolution." So bacteria became fishes. Some fishes became lizards. Some lizards became mammals. Some lizards became birds. Some lizards became insects. Some lizards became monkeys. Some monkeys became human. First there were monkeys that were 10% human and 90% monkey. Second, there were monkeys that were 20% human and 80% monkey. Third, there were monkeys that were 30% human and 70% monkey. Fourth, there were monkeys that were 40% human and 60% monkey. Fifth, there were monkeys that were 50% human and 50% monkey. Sixth, there were monkeys that were 60% human and 40% monkey. Seventh, there were monkeys that were 70% human and 30% monkey. Eighth, there were monkeys that were 80% human and 20% monkey. Ninth, there were monkeys that were 90% human and 10% monkey. Tenth, there were monkeys that were 100% human and 0% monkey. And the humans that were 100% human declared war on the humans that still contained elements of monkey in their appearance and intellect. And this was the first war. Soon, only humans that were 100% were left alive. GOD looked at the carnage and he said it was good. Thus began the human race.
