I'm still waiting for the fourth album (not a Greatest Hits album or a Broadway toe tapping musical based on Spice Girls songs though that would also be nice) from Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham, Sporty Spice aka Melanie Chisholm, Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown, Baby Spice aka Emma Bunton and Ginger Spice aka Geri Halliwell (She's the one who's kneeling) who are collectively known as the Spice Girls. Still, we all have the first three Spice Girls albums and all their solo albums at our disposal. I don't know why it's so hard for the Spice Girls to record a fourth album of brand new material. What caused the Spice Girls to have so much arguments that the recording of a fourth album keeps getting harder and harder to accomplish. What could possibly be holding them back? Perhaps the Spice Girls can hire a sixth girl and call her Old Spice. Get it? Old Spice. Golly gosh golly darn it Gentle Reader, my best material is wasted on you.
Hollywood keeps tossing around a possible sequal to Spice World entitled Viva Forever starring Melanie Brown, Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell and Melanie Chisholm, but it always seems to fall apart at the last second. Gosh darn the luck.
Perhaps what Melanie Brown, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm, Geri Halliwell and Victoria Beckham needs is a British Armed Forces Bootcamp Makeover. It's always good to know that the British Armed Forces are always more than willing to take basic training seriously.
Or perhaps Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm, Melanie Brown and Geri Halliwell needs a trip to a dark scary forest filled with scary aliens from outer space to inspire a fourth album of brand new Spice Girls material. Gentle Reader, I'm sure we'll figure something out.
