Corporate Board of Directors Member: Where is Bruce Wayne? We got problems. One of the Widgets that Waynetech manufactures turned out to be defective. We're facing corporate bankruptcy if the problem isn't solved right now.
Lucius Fox: I'm sorry, but Bruce Wayne can't show up for work today. I've been asked to act on Mr. Bruce Wayne's behalf.
Corporate Board of Directors Member #1: I'm sorry, but the lawsuit specifically names Bruce Wayne and nobody else. Wayne Tech Corporation will cease to exist this second if we don't get his input right this exact second.
Corporate Board of Directors Member #2: I've heard rumors at the Gotham City Police Station that Bruce Wayne dresses up in a colorful action costume super-suit as Batman. Bruce Wayne also known as Batman has been arrested by Police Commissioner Gordon for obstructing justice and operating without a private investigator license. Bruce Wayne suggested that the Gotham City Police Department invest in a Bat Signal and he was laughed at. Republican budget cuts are so extreme that the Gotham City Police Department has been forced to lay off half of it's police department. It's only a matter of time before the tabloids starts making fun of how effeminate Bruce Wayne looks in his colorful action costume super-suit leotard.
Corporate Board of Directors Member #1: Not again. We're better off if Mr. Joker was running this corporation instead. At least Mr. Joker would bother to show up for work once in a while.
And so starts off a conversation you'll never hear in a Batman film. It's such a good thing that Waynetech practically runs itself in such a manner, that it's CEO (Bruce Wayne aka Batman) doesn't even need to have an office at his own corporate office building. An actual corporate Chief Executive Officer who behaves like this would've been gone within a week.
As I think about comic book logic, here are some photos of the classic 1980's era rock band the Go Go's featuring Belinda Carlisle, Kathy Valentine, Charlotte Caffey, Jane Wiedlin and Gina Schock.
Belinda Carlisle
Belinda Carlisle and Charlotte Caffey.
Belinda Carlisle and Gina Schock.
Belinda Carlisle, Gina Schock and Jane Wiedlin.
Gina Schock
Gina Schock and Jane Wiedlin
Jane Wiedlin
Kathy Valentine and Jane Wiedlin.
Kathy Valentine.
Belinda Carlisle, Gina Schock, Kathy Valentine, Jane Wiedlin and Charlotte Caffey.
Gina Schock, Tina Weymouth (From the rock bands the Talking Heads and the Tom Tom Club) and Kathy Valentine.
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Tina Weymouth and the Go Go's. Let's see, Belina Carlisle, Kathy Valentine, Tina Weymouth, Charlotte Caffey, Gina Schock and Jane Wiedlin.
Here are some photos of a rock band called the Graces which broke up after only one album composed of Meredith Brooks, Charlotte Caffey and Gia Ciambotti.
