Because today is the day that everything changes forever. You don't need to work towards it. You don't need to be employed towards it. You don't need to make friends towards it. You don't even need a college education towards it. It just happens on it's own without any contribution towards anybody. And for all the evil femme fatale who are scheming. And for all the debutantes who are overflowing with thoughts of revenge and hatching murder schemes with openly gay computer hacking sidekicks. And for all the evil mad scientists living on deserted islands straight out of the novel and film
The Mosquito Coast by Paul Theroux by way of both science fiction and the television show
Gilligan's Island. And for all the Sarah Palin impersonating extra-terrestrials leading aliens from outer space (I always knew there was something weird about this phony alleged Tea Party wanna be but never will be). And for all the Caucasian African mercenaries who can predict the future (Because future predicting African mercenaries never have black skin and always speak with European accents). And for all who believe that Fairy Tales are real. Today is their day.
Because this is the final day of reckoning. All disagreements and feuds are ended. All problems are solved. True love triumphs and arranged marriages never win. Because today is the day that a magic energy wave will sweep across the planet and erase several centuries of mistakes. Today is final resolution day and nothing will be the same. Today is the day that established continuity is rearranged beyond recognition forever. So hold on to your loved ones and realize their true names. Because you'll be a different person a few seconds from now. Here we go. The purple energy wave is coming. The clock finally works. We are consumed by the purple energy wave. It's too late. We've reached an overnight turning point that doesn't require employment, hard work or making friends to achieve. It's a magic overnight turning point that's impossible to understand. Here we go. We've reached the point of no return. This is the eventful event that everybody is waiting for.
This story will be continued four months from now.....
As I wonder about the logic of certain television shows, here are some photos of country music star Julie Roberts.
