DREAMS I HAD LAST NIGHT

Three men went on three separate crime sprees agreed to meet at an outdoor strip mall in front of a comic book store and a KFC Restaurant.  Man #1 raped several women inside their own homes before fleeing on bicycle to the rendezvous spot.  Man #2 robbed Giant Eagle Grocery Store in New Brunswick and shoved money into a bright orange backpack.  The orange color of the backpack is so fluorescent, that nobody can see it in the darkness of night because fluorescent orange isn't bright enough.  Man #3 got falling down drunk and chose to ride his bike really fast while intoxicated.  Man #1, Man #2 and Man #3 met at the rendezvous spot in front of the comic book store and the KFC Restaurant.  After a long slow chat, all three men saw two police cars approaching.  All three men mounted their bicycles and raced down the street. 
Cop #1 said, "Oh no, the three criminals are on their bicycles.  Bicycles are the fastest mode of transportation in the history of transportation.  We'll never catch up with them."
Cop #2 said, "That's alright, we'll use civilian vigilantes instead.  Quick, the the roof of the tallest building and turn on the civilian vigilante signal.  Those three criminals are going to be in trouble when the civilian vigilantes arrive."
Cop #1 said, "Too bad we'll have to wait six hours for dark to fall so that the civilian vigilante signal is actually visible.  That's alright, civilian vigilantes never lose a battle.  We'll get those three criminals by the end of the day.  Let's celebrate by buying and reading comic books."
Cop #2 said, "Oh yes, let's celebrate the day we rescued comic book stores and KFC Restaurants from the criminal element forever."
Then I woke up and was puzzled.  The dream made no sense. 
As I try to figure out the dream world, here are some photos of film actress Hilary Swank and film and television actress Jessica Alba.

Here are some more photos of Hilary Swank.