Don't smoke grass while mowing the grass. Don't get drunk before mowing the grass. Always have a clear head while mowing the grass. I've always mowed the grass sober. Life is much easier when you mow the grass while sober. You'll never know who or what you'll drive the lawn mower over if you're not paying careful enough attention. All those sharp lawn mower blades can mess you up if you're not paying careful attention.
While I'm getting ready to mow the lawn this weekend, here are some photos of rock star and film actress Taylor Swift and rock star Hayley Williams (Lead singer of the rock band Paramore).