Saturday, October 22, 2011

ONE LADY FOR THE PARTY, TWO LADIES FOR THE SHOW, THREE LADIES TO GET READY AND FOUR LADIES TO GO PART THREE





















So allow me to get this straight. I'm trying to figure out the television show ONCE UPON A TIME from the television commercials. The prologue might be ten minutes long in which Prince Charming wakes up Snow White. A horse drawn carriage rolls across a dirt road. Prince Charming enters the evil palace and throws a sword at the Queen who turns to smoke and reforms into a person. Prince Charming is stabbed in the neck and he falls into a coma. Snow White escapes where she meets Rumplestilskin in a dungeon where he says that a curse that will change everything forever is coming and nothing can be done about it. Some bearded guy in armor cries, "It's coming." Smoke covers the Land of Far Far Away and everybody blacks out.
Switch to the next scene.
Some chick is about to take a bath when a male elementry school child (and a homeless vagrant runaway) knocks on the door. The woman was watching television while talking on her cell phone before chosing to take a bath. This kid tells her that she's the grown up daughter of Prince Charming and Snow White and only she can upset the balance. Without questioning the kid, she leaves everything behind and drives from Los Angeles, California to Storybrook, California. Snow White Junior checks into a hotel where the hotel clerk turns out to be Rumplestilskin (Who is no longer locked in a midieval cage). The Evil Queen is a real estate agent and quickly starts to pick a fight against Snow White Junior. Snow White Senior and Prince Charming is no where to be seen. Everybody in Storybrook, California is a fairy tale character. The Land of Far Far Away has been turned into a modern day California suburb. Snow White Junior adopts the kid because there's no where for the child to go. I'm guessing that's the pilot episode.
I'm hoping that this television series is good enough to cancel the sixth season of CHARLIE'S ANGELS over. It would be a pain if the sixth season of CHARLIE'S ANGELS was quickly canceled after only eight episodes for some television show about fairy tales that got canceled even quicker. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that I'm not a television network executive. Could I have done a better job planning television network schedules? I'm not sure. Anyway, here are some photos of Emma Watson.